a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
by Anonymous May 28, 2002
Searyx
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.
Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.
Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.
noun: Searyx loves children and his body is a naturally formed beanbag for the little kiddies to lay upon.
Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.
Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
A hearty tomato beverage chock full of vitamins and goodness, this is also the lifesblood of the VEGAN-VAMPIRE.
by Anonymous August 25, 2003