ANONymous's definitions

katiphia

a fly bitch with drrty jerz skills and a knack for bitin n scratchin (see dirty kate)

Yo, mang - where'd you get that bruise?? Ah bro, I f***ed some katiphia last night, dayum.

by anonymous January 27, 2005

yokes

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

by anonymous February 23, 2004

Sims 2

A life-simulator that has managed to expertly tap into everyone's inner control freak. It is a lot of fun and, as said before, very addictive.

Eerily life-like virtual people get jobs, spouses, friends, home furnishings, and children. They have hobbies, wants, fears, aspirations, and drama within their social circles. It's so creepy how real they can become.

You the player are in control of everything they do and can make each sim's life perfect or a living hell - and everthing in between. Eventually Sims get old and die. Hopefully they've raised good children so their family tree can continue growing once their gone - if that's the way you'd like to play. It's totally up to you.

"My Sim is unemployed, his wife wants only to "WooHoo" with 3 other Sims, their children are failing school, the repo men are taking the refrigerator and the toilet is clogged. What am I supposed to do?"
"Delete the family and make a new one, it's just a game."
"NOOOOOO!"

by Anonymous August 28, 2005

Modar

(Chiefly British)

v.
1. To ejaculate prematurely.

v.t.
2. To be prematurely ejaculated upon

1. Finding himself in an unlikely sexual encounter at the dodgy end of Warwickshire, 27-year-old Geoff was more than excited to finally lose his virginity, and thus ended up modaring all over his dishy young boy-toy, Fernando.

2. Fernando was modared with a vengeance.

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

crapitron

Gavin is full of shit.

Gavin thinks he is the Gavitron but he is really the crapitron.

by anonymous November 29, 2004

loosus

A computer user with a dial-up Internet connection who allows the connection to stay online continuously, regardless of whether the user is actively using the computer or Internet connection

Either that guy is a loosus, or he has no life whatsoever!

by Anonymous January 17, 2005

boiber

See boner.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003