ANONymous's definitions

lert

(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.

You must be a lert.
To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

piss up

australian my arse, it's british through and through, involving booze curry and kebabs, and vomit.

eee we had right good piss up last night, 15 pints with a curry, 15 pints in t'club and a kebab for afters, smashing

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Docker

a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.

'look at that stupid docker!!! '

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

burnt match

The Term normally used for a black person

Bill Cosby

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

drift

Front-drive cars do drift; the rear wheels will break and swind around, but at that point you're at the mercy of the road. VW Beetles don't do it so well, not cause they don't have power, but all the weight's on the back.

A idiot in a Honda Civic got his car to drift, he's dead now.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

mew2002002

sucks

mew2002002 sucks

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

poopstabber

Someone who practices the art of stabbing poop.

Dude, stop being such a poopstabber, or I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003