The Old Lady

A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.

Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*

by Anonymous December 08, 2004

human

God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.

by Anonymous July 09, 2003

spam

unsolicited commercial email. abounds on the internet; in fact, it may account for the majority of email soon. programmers try to keep it away by devising new techniques to separate it from regular mail, but it continues to annoy people.

I got a spam the other day from my university -- I'm going to sue them straight back to Kansas!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

Squishy

a drunken term for Skimmy

*slurred* Don't leave!!! You're Squishy!!!

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

AOL Virus

A computer virus often mistaken for an Internet Service Provider.

The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

gong-show

gong-show; a one word term to describe a stupid occurance, or a stupid environement

man trying to show alch the way is like going to a fucking gong-show; man i went to the mall its a fucking gong-show

by Anonymous May 01, 2003