Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
by Anonymous October 24, 2006
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Meng

1. To Rip Off. > You got menged. > "I menged that guy. I sold an eye piece for $30">

2. A condition of a person, undesirable. >
2b. Bitchy. >
2c. and attitude. > an attitude. > "My girlfriend is meng today." >
"Don’t talk to him. He's meng" as in ripping off> therefore his ATTITUDE or condition is MENG> >
So that takes double definitions.>
The condition can also mean annoying.

3. To get fucked. >
It's more like being ripped off. >
"I got menged today. I didn't finished my paper."> But let's put the first 3 definitions> together..... > ....a dork walks by. >
"Don't talk to him, he's meng." >
Def 2. His attitude is meng. >
Def 1 and 3. If you talk to him, you'll get> menged> because he'll be annoying and you can't cut him off.> That's 3 definitions in just,
""Don't talk to him,> he's meng."" > Using the dork example. >

4. Meng = dysfunctional.
> The toaster is meng. > :
My car is meng. > :
My car got menged. > :
That means two things.> :
...it could have broken down.... > :
...or Def #5: Get stolen. > :

5. Did you meng the bank last night?
Also meaning ripping off.

6. Meng = bootlegs. Send me the mengs.
> : Is that a meng?> :
CDs, DVDs, VHS, whatever. > :

7. Meng = to bootleg. > :
Meng me a copy of that. > :
I need these things menged by tomorrow. > : so instead of "burn me that cd" it could be "Meng> those cds" ? > :

8. Meng = to fuck, sexually. > :
Did you meng that goat? > :
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by Anonymous November 29, 2002
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poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.
Wanna engage in some poo-play?
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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sawbie

A word that has similar meaing to"hey" or "hello", used as a greeting
"Sawbie! Whats up?"
by Anonymous November 05, 2002
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arsewipe

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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niz niggle

by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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