ANONymous's definitions

Fire drill

A loud buzzer that hurts people's ears at schools.

I went deaf due to a fire drill at my high school.

by anonymous January 3, 2004

PwC

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

googly eyes

someone with bug eyes

look at those gooly eyes

by anonymous April 24, 2005

Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

by anonymous April 15, 2006

bweaky

a dangerous species of pubic louse that can lead to severe blistering of the penis and scrotum.

lol you got teh bweaky!

by Anonymous August 13, 2003