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Manbed

An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
by Anonymous February 10, 2004
mugGet the Manbedmug.

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
mugGet the SPSmug.

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.
Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.
by Anonymous May 9, 2004
mugGet the Utada Hikarumug.

Born 2 Nothing

Uber badass local band from Tyler, TX.
by Anonymous August 6, 2004
mugGet the Born 2 Nothingmug.

ahg

I slept with that girl and got ahg.
by anonymous January 14, 2004
mugGet the ahgmug.

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.
messias is stuid
by anonymous December 5, 2003
mugGet the Messiasmug.

gomm

name that is associated with high quality and quantity of sperm.
Genetically superior in every way.
all males with this name
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
mugGet the gommmug.

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