ANONYMOUS's definitions

trample

To stand or walk on one's body and esp. sexual organs as part of an extreme foot fetish.

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by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Fast and the Furious

A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.

Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls

by anonymous June 13, 2003

Loose steel

A gun being fired. Usually used by thugs.

"I'ma show you how loose steel feels."

by Anonymous July 30, 2004

Hobo

A bum that can hop a train

He's a hobo

by anonymous November 11, 2003

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

leona

Wildly intelligent and independent female; a stalking lioness.

Don't get on Leona's bad side.

by Anonymous April 24, 2005

wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

by anonymous August 5, 2004