ANONYMOUS's definitions

Flumpy

when you have a semi erction, enough to be noticed and embarassing, but no use to anybody

Walking down the street and i got a flumpy

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

urk

sellin someone out

Dont urk him out

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

cuf

i lack of inteligence, stupid

sam wilson, portsmouth, united kingdom

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

auto destruct

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.

by anonymous November 4, 2004

can of tuna

short, fat dick

i opened my can of tuna all over her face

by anonymous June 12, 2006

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

pinkslipping

when the man pulls out part of his partners large intestine following aggressive anal sex

My boyfriend pinkslipped me on Sat night.

by anonymous April 21, 2005