jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!
I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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popeye

A car with only one headlight, when seen one must hit the ceiling of his car and yell popeye, the last person to do so gets punched
"Popeye!"
"Popeye!"
"Popeye!"
"Pop... oh shit"
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Aries

A 90 foot dildo
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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sploonge

to cum in extraordinary amounts
i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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Hookah

What the catepillar was smoking out of in "Alice in Wonderland"
Tell 'em all a hookah smoking catepillar has given you the call
by anonymous November 18, 2003
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Sims 2

A life-simulator that has managed to expertly tap into everyone's inner control freak. It is a lot of fun and, as said before, very addictive.

Eerily life-like virtual people get jobs, spouses, friends, home furnishings, and children. They have hobbies, wants, fears, aspirations, and drama within their social circles. It's so creepy how real they can become.

You the player are in control of everything they do and can make each sim's life perfect or a living hell - and everthing in between. Eventually Sims get old and die. Hopefully they've raised good children so their family tree can continue growing once their gone - if that's the way you'd like to play. It's totally up to you.
"My Sim is unemployed, his wife wants only to "WooHoo" with 3 other Sims, their children are failing school, the repo men are taking the refrigerator and the toilet is clogged. What am I supposed to do?"
"Delete the family and make a new one, it's just a game."
"NOOOOOO!"
by Anonymous August 28, 2005
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