Religion, according to Karl Marx, in that it makes you feel good without actually fixing your problems and may even make matters worse.
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness." - Karl Marx, 1844
by Anon April 19, 2005

Short for "Ivy League", used when referrring with familiarity to one of these elite schools (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale) usually used by people who grow up in communities with these schools as goals(ie the boarding school class)
by anon December 18, 2004

Yo you coming to session the swings?
Iv been sessioning that road for years!
Hey you wana come session my bike?
Iv been sessioning that road for years!
Hey you wana come session my bike?
by Anon September 21, 2005

what guys say to a few ugly girls at 10 to 2 on a friday / saturday morning, in the hope of getting their friend a desperation lay
'Hi girls, you look desperate and havent had a bloke talk to you all night. You're perfect - meet out friend the slinkster...
by anon October 28, 2003

the ultimate of words; the best thing u can think of in the world, and even possibly the word that represents the feeling of being speechless
when he kissed me the first time, it was stellar.
by anon February 18, 2004

Someone who, at that precise moment in time, is drunk/pilling/speeding etc. Also, someone who can be regularly found in said state.
by anon May 22, 2004

A militant geek who was maliciously and relentlessly teased in high school who later goes on to discover the internet, and takes out his self esteem issues on random unsuspecting online community members. He often tries to mask his many shortcomings by masquerading as someone of superior intellect. He is seen as unattractive and sub-par by females, which almost guarantees he will be the first to invent a sexually fuctional computerized mate.
Honey, Junior has been getting picked on a lot in school lately, I'm worried he'll become a Thad.
He's 38 and unmarried? What a Thad.
He's 38 and unmarried? What a Thad.
by Anon April 21, 2005
