ANDY's definitions

Eotheod

Realm in northern Middle Earth (JRR Tolkien's world), the original home of the people who later became the Rohirrim. The word was used to refer to both the realm and the people. The people moved to Rohan and became the Rohirrim after aiding Gondor at the Battle of the Field of Celebrant and being granted the province of Calenardhon (Rohan) as a reward. Eotheod is also the place of origin of the mearas, the great horses of Rohan.

Marked on maps in the Lord of the Rings, but never figures in the book. The War in Middle Earth PC game has tastefully sited a number of ruined towns and an important artefact in the region.

Eotheod is south of Mount Gundabad, north of the realm of the Beornings and east of the Misty Mountains.

Eorl led the Eotheod people from Eotheod to Rohan.

by Andy April 19, 2004

hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004

little bugger

1) a species of wild animal often found in school classrooms.

2) a small dog which thinks that "come here" means "run as fast as possible in the opposite direction", and/or who thinks it's amusing to investigate inaccessible places, and/or who likes to roll in goose shit.

3) a small homosexual.

1) I'm teaching a class of 40, and all but one or two are little buggers. I caught one of the little buggers this morning with a pencil up his nose.

2) Come here, you little bugger! Here! I said HERE! HERE!!!!! NO NOT OVER THERE! HERE! (repeat for half an hour)

3) The little bugger had to stand on a chair to reach his partner's arse

by Andy April 19, 2004

reverse Oedipus complex

The origin of gay men according to Freud - it works like the Oedipus complex but the other way around, i.e. little boys want to fuck daddy and kill mummy. Supposedly arises in all little boys, and develops into homosexuality when it's stronger than its hetero inverse.

Peter Mandelson probably had a reverse Oedipus complex as a kid.

by Andy April 19, 2004

smegger

A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.

Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!

by Andy April 19, 2004

deadie

An offensive term for a hologram, i.e. someone who is dead (but maintained physically as a holographic projection based on computer records of memories etc.). Used on the TV show Red Dwarf.

"You livies hate us deadies" (Arnold Rimmer).

by Andy April 19, 2004

oink

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

by Andy April 19, 2004