ANDY's definitions

kumikaze

Where you're about to reach climax, and you bend over and splooge in your own face.

I was going to splooge on my girlfriend, but I decided that I wanted to be receive the moneyshot.

by Andy March 11, 2004

grrrr

Word frequently uttered by my dog, usually when I'm around. It has a number of meanings:

1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;

2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;

3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;

4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;

5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;

6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.

"grrrr"

"grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr"

"grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr"

"(inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr"

"SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP"

"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"

by Andy April 25, 2004

uber pea

A fat ugly minger that lives down our corridor and only talks about tae-kwon-doe and paintballing

The uber-pea fucked everyone off!!!!

by Andy December 15, 2003

war

1. Peace. (sources: Orwell and Bush)

"War is peace."
-George Orwell, "1984"

"...when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace."
-George W. Bush

by Andy November 30, 2004

Laclau and Mouffe

A two-headed monster found hiding in a lair somewhere in the University of Essex.

Both heads believe in Constitutive Antagonism and will eat anyone who thinks otherwise

by Andy April 24, 2004

flipping the minnow

Female masturbation.

She said she was thinking about flipping the minnow during her lunch hour.

by Andy May 4, 2004

oink

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

by Andy April 19, 2004