Definitions by ANDY

KFC

A term used to describe fingering a girl, because of the KFC phrase; "It's Finger-licking good!"

So what did you do last nite then?
Well I got a bit of KFC.
Dude!

KFC by Andy June 16, 2004

Socks 

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.

-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!

Socks by Andy June 16, 2004

STG 

Coming from the phrase "I'd smash the granny out of that", the Smash The Granny is abbreviated to STG, meaning any Fit, shaggable girl in the vicinity.

Steve! Steve!
What?
STG dude, behind you!
Whoa!

STG by Andy June 16, 2004

Eastern Kentucky University 

School in Richmond, Kentucky. Home of the Colonels. Has many colleges of such things as business, technology, education, public safety, and arts & sciences. Often considered the red (or in this case marron) headed step child of the University of Kentucky.

I couldn't get into UK so I go to Eastern Kentucky University.

Eastern Kentucky University by Andy June 15, 2004

EKU 

See Eastern Kentucky University

There's a place for you at EKU.

EKU by Andy June 15, 2004

sucks to be you 

A phrase uttered when one is in a bad situation and thier friends are relieved not to be in the same situation, but still feel they should express some sort of sympathy.

Your girlfriend was fucking your best friend? Sucks to be you.

sucks to be you by Andy June 15, 2004

Lugosch 

1) n. What it's called when a much older guy dates a younger girl.

2) v. To go at it full on and not hold back.

1) Man, check out that senior with that freshman. That's totally a lugosch.

2) -How are we gonna get over this river?
-LUGOSCH THE MOTHA!!

Lugosch by Andy June 13, 2004