Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
by andrew February 29, 2004
Masterman: Baby J, check out that chick. She's graphically hot.
Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.
Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.
by Andrew May 02, 2004
1. I hear that guy has a magnanimous.
2. Just because you're a magnanimous doesn't mean you have to do porn.
2. Just because you're a magnanimous doesn't mean you have to do porn.
by Andrew February 03, 2005
Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.
The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.
by Andrew April 14, 2005