ALI's definitions

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

freebase

A method of inhaling drugs by holding a flame under a metal spoon filled with cocaine or any crushed pill. One holds a flame under the spoon and collects the fumes from the crushed pills in an empty bottle and the inhales these fumes by taking a hit off the bottle.

Sketchy Alex freebases epileptic drugs with my spoon.

by Ali October 17, 2003

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

rangerboard

noun - a haven for the intellectually and morally deprived.

As I scoured the depths of the rangerboard, I begged for God to send me to Hell.

by ali December 30, 2003

Fucker

1. Someone who screws another object or person.
2. A bad person.

1. That fucker slept with Donna last night.
2. That waiter is such a fucker, he spilled water all over me.

by Ali March 17, 2004

w00talcious

My fucking word...take it and I will kill you.

We made the computer say w00talicious!

by ali July 29, 2004

Shadows Fall

The world's greatest ever band with no exception!

'The Mystery Of One Spirit' is probably the greatest song that will ever grace our universe.

by Ali October 25, 2004