DFU

acronym - dumb fucking user

I dreaded visiting the F corridor, as it is a haven for DFUs

by ali December 30, 2003

Randy Harrison

The sexiest gay man alive, who's also on the hit series Queer as Folk.

Randy Harrison fucked Gale Harold all night.

by Ali February 11, 2005

Delaware

(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.

Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.

by Ali March 18, 2005

DB'ed

Abbreviated form of Dry Bummed. Literally describes anal sex with no lubrication. Also used to explain the severity of an unfavourable event in the past, present or future.

I got absolutely DB'ed by the boss last night for attacking that customer with a loaf of Kingsmill.

by Ali October 25, 2004

bam margera

bam is a total jackass (hence the name of the damned show) he comes off as rather stupid, and he obviously isn't capable of doing anything different. anyone who thinks he is attractive should burn. he thinks he's valo/lusts after valo, and he needs to stop. he is bam. not valo. valo is GOD.

"your pretty face..", HIM's songs, the scarf, tattoo, the gloves, the hair, his name in Haggard.

by ali January 30, 2004

myspacester

A friend from MySpace. Similar, and almost mocking,the way you referred to a friend from www.friendster.com as your friendster.

He used to be my friendster, but now hes my myspacester.

by Ali January 26, 2004

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004