ALF's definitions

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 15, 2005

animal house

Any dorm full of crazy guys, who party all the time and do not do work.

That dorm is an animal house.

by alf April 4, 2005

shittercritter

the septic tank truck

Here comes the shittercritter, plug yo nose.

by Alf October 7, 2003

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

S.W.A.T

soutwest atlanta, the hood

we got all crunk in the S.W.A.T.'S

by alf April 12, 2004

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005