ALF's definitions

west chester, pa

its time to take a stand for those of us who dont know what burberry is. for those of us who drink jacquins and crown russe and not grey goose (bankers and natty too). for those of us who dont pop the collars of our lacoste polos (what the hell is that? ) this is for those of us who have never been to the king of prussia mall. the chesterians who rove around in ford tauruses, not rovers. this is to point out that there is no proof that girls are any hotter in west chester than anywhere else (though paisley begs to differ). no comment on whether girls drive an hour to king of prussia to get coach bags, as i am not a girl. also, i dont know if any of them will join sorostitutes, sororities maybe. chester county not born but raised and i swear that we are not like that.
its time to take back west chester.

andrews taking a stand against flamers who try to say what west chester is, but only go to college here and aint born n raised - nah mean pussies?

by alf January 30, 2005

shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.

Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!

by ALF June 22, 2004

S.W.A.T

soutwest atlanta, the hood

we got all crunk in the S.W.A.T.'S

by alf April 12, 2004

twofor

2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty

hey, wanna' sell me a twofor? i'll smoke you out!

by alf December 19, 2003

ten sack

$10 in marijuana. a half-gram

hey joe, let me get a ten sack

by alf December 19, 2003

yayed

high off cocaine

aw man, some asshole jacked my $20 bill that we rolled up to bust. i didn't notice cuz i was hella' yayed out

by alf December 20, 2003

numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003