Definitions by AKACroatalin
Anchovy Sundae
"I got her drawers off, but as I was getting down to it I caught a whiff of her fanny. Talk about toe rag this was an anchovy sundae!"
Anchovy Sundae by AKACroatalin March 30, 2015
Pissed them off
This is a phrase commonly used throughout the UK to indicate to a friend, colleague or even a total stranger that they have seriously annoyed a number of other people by word, action or attitude and that they can expect repercussions.
"Malcolm's just changed a whole load of databases that took months to set up, system support are fuming, he's really pissed them off!"
Pissed them off by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015
SOYOS
British acronym standing for Sort Out Your Own Shit. It can be used in a number of different ways:-
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
SOYOS by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015
Monkey Fucking
Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
Monkey Fucking by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015
Vituperation
Vituperation is defined as 'sustained, harshly critical language', but it is rather more than that. When used effectively vituperation makes the person on the receiving end wish that the earth would open up and swallow them whole and the people not on the receiving think "Thank fuck that wasn't me!"
However, at it's very best vituperation makes the person who is subject to it dissolve into an amoeba and crawl away to hide under the carpet, while the people not subject to it marvel at the aptness of the description and dissolve into helpless laughter.
However, at it's very best vituperation makes the person who is subject to it dissolve into an amoeba and crawl away to hide under the carpet, while the people not subject to it marvel at the aptness of the description and dissolve into helpless laughter.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fuckin, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
"Man, that is vituperation!"
"Man, that is vituperation!"
Vituperation by AKACroatalin March 23, 2015
Rip your head off and shit down your neck
As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
Rip your head off and shit down your neck by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
Dung Hampers
English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.
Dung Hampers by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015