Civilisation

The social process whereby societies achieve an advanced stage of development and organisation; a society in an advanced state of social development ; the quality of excellence in thought and manners and taste.

Refined dining is said by some to be the epitome of civilisation and then there's McDonalds.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Fart Fact 3

If you eat certain food groups they can make your farts smell worse. When you eat a lot of sulphur rich foods like eggs and meat, your farts will smell worse because met and eggs breaks down to create hydrogen sulphide, which leads to the emission of the so-called rotten-egg fart.

“Malcolm says he only eats meat, eggs and dairy products.”
“No wonder his farts stink so much, he’s living proof of Fart Fact 3”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Harmful

Harmful is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing harm or injury. It describes something which is detrimental, hurtful or damaging either to you or others.

Bullshitting is as harmful to your credibility as smoking is to your health.

by AKACroatalin August 11, 2016

Cassock Wearer

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

by AKACroatalin September 04, 2016

Unexpectedly

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

by AKACroatalin December 08, 2016

Ground Pounder

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War. It is a derogatory term for a non-combat soldier or an officer who calls unnecessary drills or parades.

Get your gear! The new Ltwants us to parade for a kit inspection!
Sheeit! That STRAC REMF is a real ground pounder!

by AKACroatalin March 08, 2019

Devil’s Dumplings

Another name for turds, poo, poop or excrement.

When Malcolm takes a shit the stench tells you why they’re called Devil’s Dumplings.

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2017