Skip to main content

AKACroatalin's definitions

Firkytoodling

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.
All set for a bit of firkytoodling?
by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016
mugGet the Firkytoodlingmug.

Molly Piss

British slang, originating in Plymouth, Devon, it means an ineffectual male. The epithet also implies that the recipient is also moronic impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is believed to derive from the expression 'not worth a Molly's piss', where Molly or Mollie was a slang name for a prostitute. So a Molly Piss is someone who is not worth a prostitute’s piss, meaning that they are of no account or totally worthless.
“Mark’s all uptight and emotional because Terry pointed out a fundamental error in his figures, says he’s going to resign because he can’t take the constant criticism.”
“What a molly piss!”
by AKACroatalin June 5, 2015
mugGet the Molly Pissmug.

Viper's Bugloss

Viper’s Bugloss is unusual as it is the name for two entirely different things:
1 A common European plant "Echium Vulgare" also known as Blueweed, which has rough, hairy leaves and the flowers start off pink but turn blue as they mature;
2 A European moth "Hadena Irregularis" which flies from July to August, believed extinct in the UK due to loss of habitat;
So despite sounding a bit sinister, it’s just the name of a couple of nature’s minor oddities.
"Oh look, Viper's Bugloss!"
"Which? The plant or the moth?"
by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
mugGet the Viper's Buglossmug.

Bacronym

An example of a Neologism and an alternative spelling of the word backronym, a term was probably invented by Alan Chapman a business consultant based in Leicester England. Both spellings are used on his website (Businessballs), but bacronym might just be linguistically purer than backronym (being closer in appearance to acronym).
When used as an acronym fine is actually a bacronym.
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2016
mugGet the Bacronymmug.

Snotrag

A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.
“That snotrag should be burned!”
Handkerchief or person?”
“Yes.”
by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015
mugGet the Snotragmug.

Trampoosing

Walking with extreme difficulty due to the prevailing conditions underfoot. Having to expend large amounts of energy walking through deep snow or heavy mud.
We’ll be trampoosing, the snow’s waist deep.
by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017
mugGet the Trampoosingmug.

Rug Muncher

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
mugGet the Rug Munchermug.

Share this definition