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Definitions by AJAW

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.
I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.
batista by AJAW July 18, 2004

11345663 

In the same mold as 710 77345, 55378008 and 5138008, 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'.
A stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me. He ended up in the nurse's office with a calculator up his nose.
11345663 by AJAW July 17, 2004

titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004
Too hot to be nude. A girl who's so hot that you can jack off to her even if she's not nude.
'Dude, she's thtbn.'
thtbn by AJAW July 12, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.
'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'
Old people steal by AJAW July 7, 2004

Viva La Bam 

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.
Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."
Viva La Bam by AJAW July 3, 2004

hooliganism 

Drunk football fans usually participate in hooliganism after their team beats their rival.
hooliganism by AJAW May 22, 2004