randy orton

The crappies wrestler known to man. Nicknamed Randy Boreton because he's so boring.
Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.
by AJAW July 19, 2004
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american idiot

Green Day has always been making songs filled with communistic propaganda.
by AJAW March 05, 2005
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Slipknot Sucks

Slipknot is gay and ghey.
by AJAW August 09, 2004
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finger eleven

Kickass band whose song 'Slow Chemical' was bastardized by the tech guys in WWE and used for a crappy guy with a mask.
Right now I'm listening to 'Slow Chemical' by Finger Eleven, which is a band that kicks much ass.
by AJAW July 18, 2004
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batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.
I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.
by AJAW July 19, 2004
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ugly chick theory

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."
by AJAW October 02, 2004
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Damowned

To be owned by Johnny Damon and/or the Red Sox. This happened to the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS.
The Yankees got Damowned.
by AJAW April 02, 2005
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