AJAW's definitions

'shine

Short for moonshine. Usually used to ask someone whether they're drunk, because shine is hard shit.

"Have you been at the 'shine again?"

by AJAW November 27, 2007

randy orton

The crappies wrestler known to man. Nicknamed Randy Boreton because he's so boring.

Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

pro wrestling

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

thtbn

Too hot to be nude. A girl who's so hot that you can jack off to her even if she's not nude.

'Dude, she's thtbn.'

by AJAW July 12, 2004

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005