AJAW's definitions

Damowned

To be owned by Johnny Damon and/or the Red Sox. This happened to the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS.

The Yankees got Damowned.

by AJAW April 2, 2005

'shine

Short for moonshine. Usually used to ask someone whether they're drunk, because shine is hard shit.

"Have you been at the 'shine again?"

by AJAW November 27, 2007

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

11345663

In the same mold as 710 77345, 55378008 and 5138008, 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'.

A stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me. He ended up in the nurse's office with a calculator up his nose.

by AJAW July 17, 2004

beber

Also Spanish for 'to drink'. Conjugation includes bebo - I drink, bebes - you drink, bebe - he/she drinks, bebemos - we drink or beben - guys/girls drink

Yo bebo un refresco.

by AJAW May 22, 2004