AJAW's definitions

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 29, 2005

american idiot

Communistic propaganda.

Green Day has always been making songs filled with communistic propaganda.

by AJAW March 4, 2005

hooliganism

A good thing.

Drunk football fans usually participate in hooliganism after their team beats their rival.

by AJAW May 22, 2004

xxx

1. The best porn EVAR.
2. Really good liquor.
3. A movie that would have been better had they not cast Vin Diesel and Asia Argento in the lead roles.

1. Dude! I saw one pic from the XXX folder and I started jacking off!
2. Yep, I'm wasted. XXX is hard stuff.
3. Vin Diesel and Asia Argento are terrible actors.

by AJAW August 17, 2004

ugly chick theory

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

by AJAW October 1, 2004

teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

by AJAW July 26, 2004

racist double standard

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?

White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"

by AJAW December 3, 2004