2 definition by AFIfan

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A gay bastard with an inadequate penis.
Tomkane's penis couldn't even fill up my asshole.
by AFIfan June 08, 2004

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Something that white-trash walmart shoppers get a boner for.
"I fucked my sheep while looking at the value adds."
by AFIfan June 08, 2004

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