Definitions by AFIfan

tomkane 

A gay bastard with an inadequate penis.

Tomkane's penis couldn't even fill up my asshole.

tomkane by AFIfan June 8, 2004

value add 

Something that white-trash walmart shoppers get a boner for.

"I fucked my sheep while looking at the value adds."

value add by AFIfan June 8, 2004