ACE's definitions

slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.

by Ace April 13, 2004

nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

Chesticles

Another name for a female's breasts. Whoever came up with the hairy chests is ghey. BREASTS BABY!!

D*amn, look at those chesticles!

by Ace July 21, 2003

fluff

to have sex, in a cute way

These two rabbits fluffed each other yesterday.

by Ace September 5, 2004

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004