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An ego lifter (Not to be confused with a show off) is someone who tries to lift more than they normally would when they're being watched by others. They let their egos take control of them but will fail miserably when attempting the lift.
John usually benches 100kg but now that there were girls watching, he tried to bench 120kg but nearly ended up dropping the bar on his neck. What an ego lifter.
by A4775 March 1, 2021
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Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
by A4775 October 27, 2020
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Me: Sure
Friend: Ok lets join coochi man's server
Friend: Who the fuck removed the spaceship?
Me: Why is the entire room black?
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Me: Oh shit it's that gay kid again.
Me: Sure
Friend: Ok lets join coochi man's server
Friend: Who the fuck removed the spaceship?
Me: Why is the entire room black?
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Me: Oh shit it's that gay kid again.
by A4775 October 25, 2020
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