Definitions by A. Hick
clean cut
A discreet way of refering to a circumcised male in a socially positive way. The term defined whole generations born in the United States during the "hygienic" circumcision craze, and on its surface would appear to refer to neatness or tidyness in a general sense. Golly gee whillikers.
Beaver Cleaver and Dennis the Menace were the ultimate TV archetypes for the clean cut All-American boy.
Big Dick Syndrome
A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
Big Dick Syndrome by A. Hick June 13, 2008
orgasm
An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience.
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)
American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Gladys gets an orgasm every time she rides her Harley to the grocery store, yet never had a single one during sex with Bob, her late husband of 30 years. Talk about Hog Heaven!
brb
'Net chat slang, or "netiquette" for "be right back." The term does not, however, actually mean, "be right back." It is a segue euphemism for "get lost," "f*ck off," "I'm not interested in you," "never in a million years, you troll," etc. Used mainly in dating or sexually oriented chat.
Won Yung Gai Goo
Mom always gets a big hot bowl of Won Yung Gai Goo every time we go to Lo Dong's Buffet. She loves it, and I just don't have the heart to tell her what's in it.
Won Yung Gai Goo by A. Hick July 27, 2006
GOP
1. God’s Own Party
2. Gay Old Party
3. (USA) A racketeering crime syndicate that fronts as a political party.
2. Gay Old Party
3. (USA) A racketeering crime syndicate that fronts as a political party.
“Today’s GOP is more suitable for the likes of Lincoln Rockwell that it is for Abraham Lincoln.” anonymous ex-member of the GOP