A. Hick's definitions

linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

clean cut

A discreet way of refering to a circumcised male in a socially positive way. The term defined whole generations born in the United States during the "hygienic" circumcision craze, and on its surface would appear to refer to neatness or tidyness in a general sense. Golly gee whillikers.

Beaver Cleaver and Dennis the Menace were the ultimate TV archetypes for the clean cut All-American boy.

by A. Hick July 14, 2008

runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt body type in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used by gay men (but not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for an extremely slim body, often tallish, with little or no tone or muscle definition, i.e low body fat, but unfit. Compare with other disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and contrast with swimmers build (toned or athletic body type).

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

by A. Hick September 6, 2008

boyopolis

Berlin, Germany - both during the Weimar Republic (1919-1933), and since reunification in 1991.

Despite war, destruction, and reconstruction, Christopher Isherwood, if plopped down into the middle of the Nollendorfplatz of 2006 would easily recognize it as his Boyopolis.

by A. Hick September 9, 2008

Won Yung Gai Goo

A creamy soup commonly served in gay-owned Chinese restaurants.

Mom always gets a big hot bowl of Won Yung Gai Goo every time we go to Lo Dong's Buffet. She loves it, and I just don't have the heart to tell her what's in it.

by A. Hick September 8, 2008

manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008