A really big weirdo's definitions

Thomas and Friends

A somehow children's show about innocent people getting evilly possessed and turned into a FUCKING TRAIN. Then they have to work for some obese British guy.

kid: How is Thomas and Friends meant for kids. These guys gotta stop possessing FRICKING INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TURN THEM INTO TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

sus

a phrase used by cringy 10 year olds

guy: does something
10 year old: that is kinda sus

by A really big weirdo May 19, 2022

Reddit

Basically if the Soviet Union made a social media website

"Why is Reddit so pro-left???"
"Idk maybe it was made by the Soviets."

by A really big weirdo June 22, 2025

FIRE IN THE HOLE

When you came back from your lobotomy and your face turns green, and start playing an excessive amount of Geometry Dash

Me after the lobotomy: FIRE IN THE HOLE

by A really big weirdo February 14, 2024

Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND

Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Dream

A morbidly obese Teletubby that sits in a room and yells "ALSO, ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE THAT WATCH MY VIDEOS ARE A C T U A L L Y S U B S C R I B E D!!!!!!!!!!"

Dream is annoying

by A really big weirdo September 7, 2022

1989

The year that nothing happened

Nothing happened in 1989
[phone] social credit

by A really big weirdo July 29, 2022