A WHITE GUY's definitions

Redneck pizza

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.

To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.

by A WHITE GUY December 25, 2018

Chubbscout

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.

My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.

by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014

pedobyte

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

Tool

An individual (typically sheltered white suburban kids from upper middle class families) who feels that they need to follow all the latest trends and fads religiously, and pretend to be someone they're not in order to be accepted by others, making themselves look like complete idiots. Similar to sheeple.

Tool: "I was camping outside the apple store the night before the latest Iphone release, and my man-bun fell out, so I had to put on my fedora #badhairday"

by A WHITE GUY June 13, 2017

Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Sextacy

Extacy laced with viagra. Often given out at rave parties attended by old people.

Warning: Sextacy may cause explosive ejaculation, temporary gayness, everything in site to become a sex object, repressed memories of making basement movies with your uncle as a kid to become unrepressed, or even death.

by A WHITE GUY May 29, 2016