Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)
Wow NO ONE In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)
nectar from the gods themselves
So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :)
"Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"
The BEST JOKER EVER!!!
and deserves an oscar nod at the least for the performance he gave
"It's Not About Money...It's About....Sending A Message"
-Heath Ledger
A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think
Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz
Coincidence? I Think Not
A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think
Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz
Coincidence? I Think Not
What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone
But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance
Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal
"Man: I Gotta Go
Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More
Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!
(but really says)
Man: ok :{
Buy a
Raping My Time
mug!