A Stalker You Know.....Yea....'s definitions

Heath Ledger

The BEST JOKER EVER!!!

and deserves an oscar nod at the least for the performance he gave

"It's Not About Money...It's About....Sending A Message"

-Heath Ledger

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... August 24, 2008

orange juice

nectar from the gods themselves

So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :)


"Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 7, 2008

Patriot Act

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain

Wow NO ONE In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 19, 2008

Patriot Act

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain

Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 18, 2008

Raping My Time

What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone


But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance

Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal

"Man: I Gotta Go

Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More

Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!

(but really says)

Man: ok :{

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 20, 2008

North Korea

A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White

Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think

Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz

Coincidence? I Think Not

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 20, 2008

North Korea

A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White

Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think

Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz

Coincidence? I Think Not

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... January 12, 2009