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Definitions by A Stalker You Know.....Yea....

North Korea 

A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think

Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz

Coincidence? I Think Not

Raping My Time 

What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone


But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance

Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal
"Man: I Gotta Go

Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More

Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!

(but really says)

Man: ok :{

North Korea 

A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think

Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz

Coincidence? I Think Not

Patriot Act 

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain
Wow NO ONE In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

Patriot Act 

The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain

Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)

orange juice 

nectar from the gods themselves
So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :)


"Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"

Heath Ledger 

The BEST JOKER EVER!!!

and deserves an oscar nod at the least for the performance he gave
"It's Not About Money...It's About....Sending A Message"

-Heath Ledger