Incest

One, two, three
Turn it up
Big wheels keep on turnin'
Carry me home to see my kin
Singin' songs about the south-land
I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah)
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Here I come, Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home)
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama (lordy)
Lord I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah
Montgomery's got the answer
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Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.
Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

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Western Maryland Railway

The best railroad in the entire world. They had the best paint schemes and best steam locomotives and were the fastest route through the area they ran through. B&o employees pissed their pants in fear while seeing a j1 Potomac racing through the Appalachians. They never lost any money throughout their entire history. Chessie system mercilessly killed them.
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Dom markovich

Kid who’s so fucking stupid he dyed his hair ginger
Dom markovich thinks he’s ice spice or some shit
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War thunder

A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans
War thunder is pain
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Albedo

Albedo has a meth lab
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