A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME)'s definitions

Mask Off

1. The biggest hit by rapper Future, anchored by a strong flute and a dank-ass hook.
2. When you come clean about something you don't care about.

1. Percocet
Molly percocet
Percocet
Molly percocet
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on, fuck it, mask off

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017

two in one

A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.

Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) July 8, 2017

1-2 pussy punch

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.

Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 2, 2017

Starboy

A term used to describe a millionaire celebrity who gloats about their money, possessions, and side girls. The term originates from The Weeknd's dope-ass song "Starboy", which involved said topics and him bragging about it.

"Milli point 2 just to hurt you, uh
All red Lam just to tease you, uh
Main bitch out of your league too, uh
Side bitch out of your league too, uh
House so empty, need a centerpiece
20 racks and tables cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man I love my had
You talking money, need a hearing aid
Talking about me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
Switch up my cup, I kill any pain
uh uh uh uh uh uh
Look what you've done.
I'M A MOTHAFUCKIN STARBOY"
-The Weeknd, 2016

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 22, 2017

Pop Champagne

The name of the worst hit song of all time, by Ron Browz, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana.

Is it even a song?

ETHER BOI
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017

sex

A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.

I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016

headshave

The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.

If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.

I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017