Definitions by A Fucking Mistake

Jesus Christ Porn

The one-way ticket to getting into hell.

Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob

Jesus Christ Porn by A Fucking Mistake February 23, 2019

Alabama 

The place to go when 'bae' says she thinks of you as a brother.

Bae: "Sorry, I only think of you as a brother."
You: "Well, get in the car- we're taking a road trip."
Bae: "Where?"
You: "Alabama."

Alabama by A Fucking Mistake December 19, 2018

Bambi Lesbian

A term used for lesbians, specifically 'back in the day' lesbians who were more interested in romantic interests, cuddles, hugs, and in general innocent affection with each other other than sexual interaction.

or

People who go through the entire movie of Bambi, think Bambi is a girl the entire time and just see Bambi as a lesbian after realizing 'she' has a relationship with a doe.

Honestly, Nicki was more interested in cuddling and hugs rather than the more... extreme stuff. I think she may be a Bambi Lesbian.

Bambi Lesbian by A Fucking Mistake October 30, 2018

Apollyon 

pure, but probably a fucking moron

If you see one in public, make a wish! ( it's like a unicorn )

"Man, I don't get how that guy is so happy about everything. He looks like an idiot"
"Jeez... what an Apollyon"
Or
"WHAT A FUCKING APOLLYON YOU ARE"

Apollyon by A Fucking Mistake August 13, 2018

Arekals 

Some fuckwad who thinks you'll remember his name- Wait who am I typing a definition for again?

"Hey! Hey do you remember me? Its Arekals from English, y'know- 2nd Period?"
"Who?"
Or
"WHOMST THE FUCK IS AREKALS"
Or
"Hey I met this guy Arekals...-"
"Who's that?"

Arekals by A Fucking Mistake August 13, 2018