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Definitions by A Female CEO

Family Guy 

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy
Family Guy by A Female CEO August 20, 2017

Hopping on someone's dick 

Kissing someone's ass.
Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

The Walking Dead 

A popular series by AMC about a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse.

Contrary to popular belief, the title of the series does not (only) refer to the actual zombies. The title mostly refers to the group of survivors, as they are walking around but are as good as dead.
Guy 1: Are you hyped for the release of the Walking Dead, season 7, too?

Guy 2: Yeah totally man! But did you know the Walking Dead actually refers to Rick's group of survivors?

Guy 1: Wow I didn't know that! Boy do I feel enlightened
The Walking Dead by A Female CEO October 20, 2016