60 Central's definitions

see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.

'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'

by 60 Central March 19, 2008

candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".

"Mommy is a candlehead."

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Burrito Mama'

A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.

Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."

by 60 Central March 20, 2008

Obama-rama

The stratospheric level of enthusiasm lended by crowds in attendance of US Presidential Candidate Barack Hussein Obama. The orgasmic reactions by Women at a political rally hosted by Barack Hussein Obama.

Did you see those Women faint at the mere sight of Obama, it was like an Obama-rama. 'So you votin for Obama-rama or the Manchurian Candidate McCain?'

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.

Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?

by 60 Central April 11, 2008

goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

by 60 central February 16, 2008

H-Town

Houston, Texas. A well known slang alias for Houston originating in the mid 1990's from an unknown source and widely used by the lower classes, gangbangers, drug traffickers, youths, etc.

Chamillionaire is from H-Town. Patrick Swayze is from H-Town. H-Town is hot as a bitch in August yo!

by 60 Central March 20, 2008