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see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.
'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'
by 60 Central March 19, 2008
mugGet the see-through housemug.

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.
I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
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Burrito Mama'

A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.
Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
by 60 Central March 20, 2008
mugGet the Burrito Mama'mug.

Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
by 60 Central April 11, 2008
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H-Town

Houston, Texas. A well known slang alias for Houston originating in the mid 1990's from an unknown source and widely used by the lower classes, gangbangers, drug traffickers, youths, etc.
Chamillionaire is from H-Town. Patrick Swayze is from H-Town. H-Town is hot as a bitch in August yo!
by 60 Central March 20, 2008
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jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation
Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.
Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
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