Definitions by 4realazitgits

San Jose shark tank 

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒

Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank

San Jose shark tank by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Pissaroni pizza 

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

Pissaroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Jizzeroni pizza 

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

Jizzeroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

The industrial city 

Not to be confused with the city of industry in the Los Angeles area the industrial city refers to south San Francisco a city located just to the you guessed it south t
Of za
Of San Francisco proper.

The industrial city even has a sign high upon a peak in the San Bruno mtns that promotes itself As such similar to the Hollywood sign in the Los Angeles area

The industrial city by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Cow palace

Multi use arena located in Daly City CA

Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like

Cow palace is a place I've seen from the outside but have never been inside.

Cow palace by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Instant taterfuckation 

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

Instant taterfuckation by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Masturtating 

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

Masturtating by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021