Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021
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Four on the floor

Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.
Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!
by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021
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Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.
"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"
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Hugrillity

Being humbled by really messing up something you were trying to grill. Most guys think 🤔 they're grill masters extrodinaire with their 'flame kissed prowess'.Until they aren't.
I had the coals all perfect so I threw on 5 slab size porterhouse T-bones.Then I got distracted staring at some hot woman at the parties ass. When I came back to the grill. They were toasted black and burnt. So we had to go to 'In and out' burger 🍔 and get double cheeseburgers and fries for everyone at the party! Damn! Talk about Hugrillity
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Madonnabation

Masturbating while looking at pictures movies or videos of Madonna.
I watched "truth or dare"the other day. That bullet bra got me going so I ended up doing Madonnabation before the whole thing was over.!
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Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy
Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!
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Dr och seejin

Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
Pa announcer in hospital:"dr och seejin please report. To surgery stat!
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