Do you know who I am?

Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges

Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"

by 4realazitgits April 03, 2021

Golden dragon massacre

A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs

My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.

by 4realazitgits April 09, 2021

Cummunist makeafisto

Wordplay on the term "communist manifesto". Basically means a guy jerking off.

I read some erotic literature last night. It made me want to do a cummunist makeafisto
So hot!

by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.

If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,

by 4realazitgits March 07, 2021

Do pie and whipped Cream

This refers to the act of spraying whipped cream on a woman s pussy and licking it off. be aware
However. That because of the acidity of a woman s vagina.the cream may tend to curdle
So...

Mebbe not as sexy as it sounds.

After dinner we are going to do pie and whipped cream

by 4realazitgits March 06, 2021

Kahiki supper club

Long venerated polynesian/tiki type supper club that was located in columbus. Ohio.it ran from 1961 till 2000.when it was sadly demolished. It was a temple to all things tiki and polynesian. Said to have included a waterfall. Tropical foliage and the requisite multi colored fru fru drinks complete with umbrellas.

The "kahiki supper club"is no more.alas! So. Make a toast and raise your glass!

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021