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Television series which premiered on Life time in 2015 and ran untii 2018. The series is based on a book by Sara gertrude shapiro that exposes the unctuous under belly of the reality TV genre.
Unreal is a salacious sendup of the reality TV genre.its rapier wit and incisive invective eviscerates the ersatz conundrum through the vehicle of a fictional reality show entitled" everlasting" which bears a strange resemblance to the"bachelor" series
Unreal by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.
Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

Golden dragon massacre 

A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs
My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.

Vaggie mite sandwich 

Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.
My girlfriend and I made a. Vaggie mite sandwich using her own natural sauces!

Prosthetic pussies

Fake female genitalia placed over a woman's real bits.may serve as interesting door prizes at a women's bachelorette party!
They used. Prosthetic pussies in the lesbian love scene between lea seydoux and adele exarchoupololous in "blue is the warmest color".

Eyesauce I please triangle 

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

Cuntfingeration 

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation
I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!