Clijohnson

A clit that is so big it could almost be mistaken for a penis.
Yeah.i picked up this ho on the street
An took her. Back to the hotel. When she got naked
I could see she had a clijohnson.so I didn't know ii she was a man or a woman.
by 4realazitgits March 06, 2021
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Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".
I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!
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Master bath on

The practice of making sure the faucet is on in the bath tub usually for purposes of female pleasuring
I turned the master bath on then I turned myself on!
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San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒
Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank
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Four on the floor

Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.
Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!
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Taking the a train up town

Where a group of 6 to 10 women get naked and standing form a line with their legs spread so as to form an upside down 'v'. This creates a tunnel of sorts. The woman in the back of the line crawls on her hands and knees giving each pussy a lick until she's reached the front of the line. Then the next woman. In the back of the line does the same and so on and so forth until every woman has been 'serviced' so to speak.
Brigit and Kayla hosted a slumber party over at kayla's house since kayla's parents were out of town. There were about. 15 of us. We played board games gossiped. And ended up. Taking the a train up town
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Michael Connolly

Well known author of detective/police procedural novels. Most of his novels are set in Los Angeles and are centered on his primary character harry(hieronymus) bosch. He wrote the novel "Lincoln lawyer" upon which the movie of the same name is based.starring matthew mcconaughey. Connolly does not get bogged down with police shop talk and he makes the payoff well worth the read!
Michael Connolly is at the top of his game when it comes to detective fiction.
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