3hourtour's definitions

carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

by 3hourtour July 2, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Femorrhage

A female’s monthly menstrual flow.

She did not look forward to the femorrhage on such a steady schedule

by 3hourtour October 31, 2025

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Jumbone fever

Obsession with large male genitals. Jumbone: coccus maximus

She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024