Definitions by 3Dradio
coyote date
1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
coyote date by 3Dradio May 26, 2006
nub junkie
A person overly fond of or as the word junkie would denote addicted to the nub (see also knob, cock, penis, wanker, etc).
Used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.
Used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.
Person 1: Person 3 is such a nub junkie.
Person 2: Yeah, a total bob-knobber.
Person 3: I heard that!
Person 1: Hey, gimme a dollar, I want to get me a coke.
Person 2: What? Do I look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?
Person 2: Yeah, a total bob-knobber.
Person 3: I heard that!
Person 1: Hey, gimme a dollar, I want to get me a coke.
Person 2: What? Do I look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?
nub junkie by 3Dradio May 26, 2006
mad love
To harbor more than an average or normal fondness of or for something. A way to say you really like something.
I got mad love for the mexican food, yo. -or-
I have mad love for Robot Chicken! -or-
I have nothing but mad love for you, bro, but you gotta lay off the sauce...
I have mad love for Robot Chicken! -or-
I have nothing but mad love for you, bro, but you gotta lay off the sauce...
Red Dirt Rump Ranger
1.) A homosexual male from central Oklahoma, characterized by its red dirt.
2.)can be used as an insult when used correctly, and is often comedic using its alliteration as a tool.
2.)can be used as an insult when used correctly, and is often comedic using its alliteration as a tool.
Person 1: ...duh...yo mama...
Person 2: Okay, you talk WAAAY too much smack for someone who never says anything, you freaking red dirt rump ranger!
Person 2: Okay, you talk WAAAY too much smack for someone who never says anything, you freaking red dirt rump ranger!
Red Dirt Rump Ranger by 3Dradio May 24, 2006
Verbal Jedi
A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
Verbal Jedi by 3Dradio May 24, 2006
megabitch
Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.
Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.
inbredneck
A blending of the two words inbred and redneck.
1.) A redneck considered so inept as to cause others to believe he is mentally challenged or inbred.
2.) An insult in a verbal pissing contest to those who are considered or conider themselves to be redneck. Like words are hick, hillbilly, etc.
1.) A redneck considered so inept as to cause others to believe he is mentally challenged or inbred.
2.) An insult in a verbal pissing contest to those who are considered or conider themselves to be redneck. Like words are hick, hillbilly, etc.
1.) Person 1: Did you hear about (cletus)?
Person 2: No, I did not. What happened?
Person 1: He went deer hunting last weekend and the deer strapped HIM to the car.
2.) Inbredneck: If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the highway. I pay taxes, so I can drive wherever I want, however I want.
Person 1: You were in the fast lane doing 40 next to an old man going the same speed and blocking traffic you damn inbredneck! If you'll notice, you'll see the signs that say "Slower traffic keep right."
Person 2: No, I did not. What happened?
Person 1: He went deer hunting last weekend and the deer strapped HIM to the car.
2.) Inbredneck: If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the highway. I pay taxes, so I can drive wherever I want, however I want.
Person 1: You were in the fast lane doing 40 next to an old man going the same speed and blocking traffic you damn inbredneck! If you'll notice, you'll see the signs that say "Slower traffic keep right."
inbredneck by 3Dradio May 24, 2006