felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

Suick3

A Suick3 is a person who tries to slit his wrist with a coke can.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

dang man a ding dang do

A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.

Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.

by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003

super shocker

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.

I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.

by 2nd Seal September 09, 2003

injaculation

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

GILFFA

Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.

I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 09, 2003