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Definitions by 2LunchTommy

pussy marathoner 

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
pussy marathoner by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020

Firehouse Dozen(donuts) 

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.
Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

Hot Toss 

In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
Hot Toss by 2LunchTommy December 6, 2018

overpull 

When a guy’s girlfriend or wife is determined by his friends to be too hot and or out of his league.
Wow! Carl’s new girl is really hot! He really overpulled on that one.
Way to overpull a 10 Carl!
overpull by 2LunchTommy October 16, 2017