pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
by 2LunchTommy September 06, 2020
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Solid Jam

A way to describe a really attractive looking female or her sexual abilities.
Yo Carl, you see that girl over there? Damn!!!! Yea she solid jam bro!

Carl, you finally hook up with Maria? Yea man, it was good too! She got that solid jam!
by 2LunchTommy November 11, 2020
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Dump Squat Photo Pose

The ratchet act of females squating down to the floor for a photographic pose and looking like the are going to take a dump on the ground.
Hey check out this girls Tinder profile! Oh yea, she in the Dump Squat Photo Pose. Look like she going to leave a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 24, 2021
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Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.
You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.
by 2LunchTommy November 09, 2020
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