Definitions by 23rd Chromosome

tube sock pussy 

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

tube sock pussy by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

turd squeezer 

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

turd squeezer by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

rusty poon 

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

rusty poon by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

ho paws 

A woman who can't keep her hands off of any man in her presence.

Melisa is you typical ho paws. Th bitch has her hands on every swinging dick in the room.

ho paws by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

scat claws 

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

scat claws by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

foreign language tool 

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

foreign language tool by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

coupon rape 

When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.

K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.

coupon rape by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015