ho paws

A woman who can't keep her hands off of any man in her presence.

Melisa is you typical ho paws. Th bitch has her hands on every swinging dick in the room.

by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015

pig by proxy

A narcissistic individual who thinks they should have the same respect and authority as a police officer because they have a friend or relative who is a cop.

That mouthy idiot Brian thinks just because his brother is the po-po that he also has authority. Typical pig by proxy.

by 23rd Chromosome September 14, 2015

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015

Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015

foreign language tool

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

by 23rd Chromosome October 26, 2015

employment fellatio

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015