by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.
Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.
by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015
An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.
Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.
by 23rd Chromosome January 01, 2016
When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.
K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.
by 23rd Chromosome October 26, 2015
The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015
A narcissistic individual who thinks they should have the same respect and authority as a police officer because they have a friend or relative who is a cop.
That mouthy idiot Brian thinks just because his brother is the po-po that he also has authority. Typical pig by proxy.
by 23rd Chromosome September 14, 2015