When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.
Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard
Pills: STD standard
by 1337c0d3d00d November 11, 2016
Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!
dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.
commando: yeah, hes pad.
by 1337c0d3d00d October 05, 2020
A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 05, 2011
Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"
pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std
by 1337c0d3d00d October 05, 2020
Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013