Definitions by 1337c0d3d00d
standard
Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
standard by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
steak pillow
This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.
While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.
They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.
They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?
Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz
Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz
Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
steak pillow by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
man wall
A physical human wall of guys used to protect yourself from strippers approaching you at a strip club. By strategically placing your self inside this wall of men, you form a barrier. This is the typical approach by committed men so they can feel good about telling their significant others that 'were having a blast, we're two hours outside of wine country honey.'
Russ: What are you going to tell Katie when we go to the strip club?
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
man wall by 1337c0d3d00d June 18, 2012
broke city
A city where all the inhabitants could not rub two coins together to buy anything because they don't even have two coins.
Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
broke city by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011
captain iridium
A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
captain iridium by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011