Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 02, 2006

rowing

see crew for a better definition of the sport.

Rowing, the sport of the gods.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 22, 2006

Scat Man

1. A man that sings the type of music called scat
2. A man who likes scat or shit in his mouth.

IM A SCAT MAN...
Girl... i dont roll like that

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Cosmic Gate

Cosmic Gate is a German trance, progressive trance and hard trance duo made up of Claus Terhoeven (aka Nic Chagall) and Stefan Bossems (DJ Bossi). They are best known for their singles "Exploration of Space", "The Drums", and "The Truth." Cosmic Gate has done remixes for popular DJs including DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. Cosmic Gate's heavy, analog trance sound is considered by many to be the definition of hard trance.

Cosmic Gate is an Act of God

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Crew

Sport in which 1-8 people row a racing shell down a river 1500-2000 meters. Usually takes around 6 minutes to finish. Practice is run by a coach and his ever faithful coxwain. There are 2 types of shells, scullers, in which every rower has 2 oars, and standard, when each rower has 1 oar, port or starbord. During the offseason rowers practice on ergs. Rowers are also known to train as hard as some of the most physical sports there are. A common misconseption is that rowers arms are really strong, little do the public know, that rowers use mainly there legs.

Shit man crew is the greatest sport ever. Damn this sport gave me a sexy body.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 02, 2006

coxwain

The commander of a racing shell. Usually under 5'5" and weighs no more than 100 pounds. May either sit at the bow or stern of the shell. Uses a microphone tool called a cox box or coxwains box. It is basically a headset microphone that is plugged into the shells speaker system with a guage for stroke rate on it. The coxwain or cox rarely uses the command stroke. Instead he/she uses these commands:

1.On the Ready! - command given to rowers telling them to prepare to row.

2.Ready...ROW! - command given for rowers to row.

3.Hold water/Hold - command given to pairs of rowers anywhere in the shell to stick the oar blade in the water and hold it there.

4.Power 10/20/30 etc. - command given to rowers to put full power into the number of strokes called.

5.Weigh Enough! - pronounced Way-nuff, command give to rowers to stop rowing.

6.oh...SHIT STOP, (insert port/starboard here) HOLD - command given when the very expensive racing shell is about to hit something.

Coxwain - Power 30 on 2, 1, 2.
Rowers - ahhh the pain, too many pieces.
Coxwain - you think i enjoy sitting here doing nothing yelling at you guys?
Stroke Seat - No... (said sarcastically)

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 22, 2006

Firefox

A better version of Internet Explorer made by Mozilla. Quite possibly the most 1337 web browser in the world.

Friends don't let friends use IE, get Firefox today.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 21, 2006