Person A : Did you see the news?
Person B : Yeah! The genderfluids are taking over the world!!
Person A : Y'know... I personally preferred to be called Mystique
*winks
*shapeshifts into Heckler & Koch MG5
Person B : NO!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GENDERFLUIDS
Person A : I said I prefer mystique but okay
* Genderfluids then take over the world
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please don't kill meee........
Person A : I SAID I PREFER MYSTIQUE
Person B : Yeah! The genderfluids are taking over the world!!
Person A : Y'know... I personally preferred to be called Mystique
*winks
*shapeshifts into Heckler & Koch MG5
Person B : NO!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GENDERFLUIDS
Person A : I said I prefer mystique but okay
* Genderfluids then take over the world
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please don't kill meee........
Person A : I SAID I PREFER MYSTIQUE
by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022
YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight
Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D
Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D
by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022
YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022