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Gaybriel 

Formally known as Gabriel. A gay-wad. One of the gayest alien lookin niggas to ever roam the planet. If you ever have the misfortune of running into a Gaybriel, don't run. Running only makes these specimens more excited to clap some crusty saltine ass cheeks. Their major weakness is the Holy Bible. If you want to get rid of these horndoggin monkeys, then simply just say the following: "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." -Leviticus 18:22.
That guy in 4th period is such a Gaybriel...
Gaybriel by 1 Deleted Account January 11, 2023

Makensii 

Tyrone: Why tf is it spelled "Makensii"?

Makensii:

W̶͎̩̙͙̺̣̔̈̀̃̅̎̀̋͘͘ĥ̴̛͔͍̣̱̓̒̋͋͋͜͜y ̗̳̫̻̫̠̐̉͒̈́͆̅͊̓͝͝ ̴̘̝̰̪̟͖̌̈́̓́̒̉̆ͅt̴͇̂͒̈̕͘͠f ̠̯̣͔̱̭̫͕̌͑͋̆̋̀̆̉́ ̱̟̮̂̀͑͋̉̂͝͝ͅd̶̟͙̔̽̊͊̇̽͒̎i̶̢͕͉̺̟̓̑̑̌̄͑ͅd̶̙̝̖̣̙̼̭̣̿̈́̿́͘̕͜͜͠ ̴̡̛̠̝̼̉̉̂̃̃͝y ̫̙̝̐̔̈̏̅̔͑̿͘ǫ̶͚̝̪̽͆̀̀́́͑̓̚͝ͅu ̡͍̠̀̑ ̵̧̬̦̗͔͉̞̟̈́̎́̄͂̿̉̀̕͜f̵͚̰̩̖̻̜̹̎̂͒̀́̔͌͑̌u ̪͙̟̙̩̘̲̞̯̠̔͌̄́͛̈c ̢̢̧̞̱̝̍͗̋̏͝k ͙̻̝̜̗͍̿̑̓͑̓̚͝ͅ ̶̢̡̦̘͖̼̹͓̬̻͠͝͠m̴̢̺̤͚̆͛͆͗̆͝y ̢̨͉̺̖̖̍͋͜ ̵̡̡͇̣̲̞̺͎̓͌̏m ͉̐̈́͂̔͂̐̅̕̕̚o ̛̜̱̝͔͖̼͉̱͆̋̚͝m̴̢̙̣̹̦͒̅̄͗̍̔̎̄
Makensii by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023
The most chad man you will ever meet with an undefeated rizz score of 9,001.
Tyrone: Don't fuck with my nigga Jaithan. He rizzed up my brother's friend's mom's boss's niece, Makensii
Jaithan by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023

Ketchup Slap Day 

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.
Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

Mayo Slap Day 

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.

February 7

Guy 1: "Yo, it's February 7."
Guy 2: "And...?"
Guy 1: "We gotta pay respects for Jonathan Joestar!"
February 7 by 1 Deleted Account November 24, 2022