XBLPET

Acronym for "Xbox Live Policy Enforcement Team." Basically, it's a division of Microsoft employees who get off by banning random paying customer's Xbox Live accounts for no good reason.

To add insult to injury, these employees not only offer no explanation whatsoever for the bans, but refuse to give refunds to the customers for the service they were deprived of and effectively steal the customer's money.
XBLPET came after me for making a funny joke in the group chat. So long to my $400 I paid for this Xbox. Thanks a load, Microsoft.
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Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."
To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 06, 2021
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