VaVaVirgil

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.

User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.

by ... January 10, 2005

kilt

gettin really fucked up

yo mayne all the weed we smoked n beer we drank got me kilt

by ... May 13, 2005

wut da hook gon be

dumb song by murphy lee

"wut da hook gon be? we dont need no fuckin hook on dis beat!" that IS the hook dumbass!

by ... April 16, 2004

Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.

Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!

by ... February 05, 2004

rap-a-lot

A fake ass music label based in Houston. the artists under that label can't spit for shit and have no rappling talent at all.

Hey, do any of the artists that are under the rap-a-lot label even make money?

Hahaha, your shittin me right? Rap-a-lot is fuckin fake.

by ... April 02, 2005

banana

A long yellow fruit that is known to resemble a penis.

Bananas are yellow. Yay.

by ... April 09, 2005

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 27, 2003