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Schuylkill

1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.

2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.

Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".

The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.

by . April 14, 2004

foofing

when a male puts his genatalia between his legs so it looks like he has a fanny

"Richard Watters enjoys foofing, he is a sick fuck"

by . January 11, 2005

ShyAnne

dog killer

by . April 26, 2003

qlen

a weird creature that lives on a tree. normally used as target practice for shotgun.

I saw a qlen last night outside my window.

by . March 14, 2004

rb

1. rich bitch
2. random boner

Christina is a major rich bitch and gave Tony a random boner!

by . February 21, 2004

kleptic

Version of kleptomaniac, to collect or steal.

That scene kid is so kleptic with her mass ammounts of sunglasses and necklaces.

by . January 8, 2008

cystic fibrosis

A really really really cool sounding word! just say it! its great!

It is also a disease in wich thick mucus lines the inside of the stomach

"cystic fibrosis" doesnt that sound luvly! how cool

by . December 22, 2004