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700

700 is an offensive word. When you say 700 in Chinese it pronounces as Qi bai which sounds like Chee Bai which is a word that refers to vagina cunt.

School Bully: say 700 in Chinese
Quiet kid: *SAYS 700 in chinese to the bully*
School Bully: *dies from gunshot wounds to the head*

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

Peppa Pig

Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale

Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops

Suzy Sheep: WHY iS thE grOuNd ShaKiNg

Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021

Nothing

Description: nothing

:-|

Mate: You are nothing

Also Mate: I’m you

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

Highly Educated

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

HDI

HDI stands for the Human Development Index. It measures the standard of living in countries by taking into consideration the education level, life expectancy and GDP per capita PPP of the country in average. It was a measure created by a Pakistani Politician in 1990. It scales from 0 to 1 with 0 being least developed and 1 being the most.

James: Niger has the lowest HDI in the world at 0.354
Andrew: How racists

James: Stop confusing this countrie’s name for a racial slur ur dee racist?!?!
Andrew: So Niger is the most underdeveloped and crappy nation on earth
Mary Jane: Why is Africa, particularly Niger so backwards
James: Because of Low education level, poor ness and how short life they live, babies die a lot there
Mary Jane: Wow so much knowledge into why Niger so underdeveloped

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 23, 2021

Atheist

A term to describe someone who doesn’t believe in god or thinks he exists. Some of them only believe what they see implying that only the material world exists and nothing else.

Atheist: Do you believe in god?
Handler: Yea
Atheist: No way, I only believe in what I can see, what I don’t see I don’t believe
Handler: Have you seen your brain then? Have you seen your future?

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time May 20, 2022