tim's definitions

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.

"that girl is fucking lush"

by Tim March 18, 2005

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing or desirable.

"that girl is fucking lush"
"i had the most lush milkshake last night"

by Tim March 18, 2005

smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.

"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Slaytanictim

Straight pimp with a gangsta twist. Known for hating fakes and bitches. Mean with a guitar and even meaner with 6 pack of beer.

"Slay just owned that bitch"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Drewbie

A person who is a Drew Barrymore fan.

Mitch: "Hey Tom have you noticed that Oscar rents all of those Drew Barrymore movies, he must be a Drewbie"

by Tim March 15, 2005